The other day I returned to my blog with the brilliant idea of posting my entire Restless Auditor work entitled How to be Unsuccessful Without Really Trying. Sadly, however, there is likely a very good reason why this little work remains undiscovered and unpublished; it's not that good. Since I just released some real writing, I thought it might not be the best marketing move to inject the entire RA work into the public domain at this time. Have you seen Outbreak? Anyway, I took it down after a few days. (This cycle is actually not uncommon when it comes to Restless Auditor wanderings.)
Then, it occurred to me that a better approach might be to put this quietly back up with the inclusion of just two excerpts. If you'd like the entire sordid piece, just e-mail me a note, and my staff will get on it immediately.
Again....I am so very sorry for what follows. :)
I took it upon myself to really go the extra mile when it came to failing my membership within Society of Financial Proctologists (SFP). What follows below are actual copies of my letters to Mr. Bubba Bubbason.